Just another manic monday.

Was considering going out (St Patty’s) thought bout dressing up in green, taking some pictures, etc…..

Then remembered I am not on Facebook*.

What’s the point?*

Figured Ill just stay at home, drink solo, get to work with the usual hangover, except it will be justifiable, ill claim I went out on a saint patty’s binge somewhere in the village.

I have it all planned out. And for my Wednesday hangover, ill use the excuse that it was my boy’s birthday party (had to drink all night), and once again, the pics WOULD be on facebook, but alas…. (I was kicked off)..

Ladies gentlemen I just made drinking at home, getting drunk, and going to work with a hangover cool!!!**

* I mean what is the point of going out, if ur not gna get tagged in any photos????

** I mean what did people do before there was a Facebook, to get kicked off of??

ohh cruel world

2 days, no Facebook.

Got kicked off without warning, from what I think is allegations of my spamming. I see what this is… Its Obama and Oprah, hitting back for my Hillary support*.

I dunno, I am just sitting here, looking at a blank screen, the feeling is like nothing else, it’s like being expelled from ZDECO college, Or denied entrance into Jobs night spot, for not getting dressed up well enough.

The internet is now suddenly a ridiculous waste of time and space. No one to stalk***.

I am considering cancelling my whole internet connection.

* Little do they know no one actually reads my blog**.

** Okay no intelligent people.

*** Damn u Oprah!

hmm....

So officially been one week, living solo.

Somehow, I am just hemorrhaging a ridiculous amount of cash…

Who knew that all those small things in an apartment like furniture and stuff, actually costs money! Microwaves, rice cookers, bottle openers... who knew I had to pay for these things??

Have been digging into the savings account a lot the last couple of days., But its okay, I have been rationalizing the expense. Now that I have publicly denounced my wooing of Oprah*, I am sure she is going to come to her senses (get rid of the restraining order) and come running back any minute now**…

Until then, I shall continue to spend and spend... Spices…Knives… Mops… coffee tables… Soap***

* And my new intrest in Hillary!

** Seriously what does Obama have over me???

*** This is to not imply that I had previously been unaccustomed to the use of soap****

**** Contrary to popular belief.

Looking at my facebook profile I realized I have a blog*.

Hmm...

Been a while, actually not even that 4 posts all year and we are in March…. (Ru, would not be proud).

So…

Truth be told, been struggling to post an entry, mostly because I have been trying to find a nice way to tell the world I have a girlfriend without causing embarrassment to her.

Issues that have come up while attempting to post an entry...

1: The blog itself is really really bad**,

2: I’m ashamed to mention to her that I own this thing*** (I tell her that, it belongs to some other person who by some freak occurrence has the same name, and get this same last name, and we both like Hillary (only if she wins)… and recently both started disliking Oprah/Harpo or whatever the hell she calls herself these days … Star wars... and Starbucks).

4 I would not wan't my name assosciated with this blog.****

3. Only ediots find the blog amusing, or remotely funny*****

* Come on, would u own up to this nonsensical nonsense??

** Sha to both of you that are still checking out my log religiously… Get a life

*** Also the claim that I have 2 readers at this point seems pretty far-fetched (actually, any reader, at all seems pretty far fetched).****

**** Actually I am accepting monetary compensation from individuals, whose names do not want to be documented as having had read this awful awful disgusting waste of internet space…. I’m charging, bottles of alcohol, So Chipo, Tatenda, Tendai, Tawanda, Lovemore, Givemore, and Forex, yaal better pay up!

***** He He He…

so....

Anther year, another ash Wednesday that just sort of snuck up on me. Hopefully not another 40 days and 40 nights where I fail to commit to some sort of sacrifice.

This year initially I chose to give up drinking over lent, which quickly changed to drinking in the mornings, then to before 5 pm. Then to just binge drinking during the week. After very little thought decided giving up alcohol would be both impractical and detrimental to all the families of bartenders I support (single handedly I might add).

Since I have saved myself, I thought id drink a lil lil tonight, somewhere a long the line decided to give up meat, then laughed really hard.

Been troubled lately.

Oprah knows I planned to take over the world, sometime this month, then she had to go out there and Endorse Obama. Here I was thinking me and her had a thing going on…

But I see what happened, it’s not about Obama, Its all about ME and her just playing hard to get!*. I mean what has Obama got that I aint got??

Have had enough decided to go ahead and start wooing Hillary through 2008*. What's Bill Got that I aint got?

* That and all my un replied emails, phone calls, and retraining order

So I have some salad in my fridge*…

Surprisingly I am the one that bought it, I open the fridge when I go looking for beer. The salad looks at me I look at the salad. Damn thing was bought this time last year (resolution time).

It's jus been looking at me through 2007, and I look back. Hopefully it will just leave one day**

* Initially I had written “a salad”, had to change that, figured someone might think I was talking bout one of my friends.

** Along with all the bills I refused to pay last year