Note to the Tung….

Your dance moves are old.

And the clubs u LIKE to hang out at play old music, so ur late 90’s bad boy puff moves don’t work anymore……

Plan of action:

• Get onto this site called youtube, watch some James Brown videos, learn a thing or two about the hardest working man in show business, and his steps.
• Get onto Some guy called Mike Jackson while he was still black, learn his dance moves (except the moonwalk* ….that got played out).

*Well if you can perfect the moonwalk (like u have the running man), the ladies might think its cool, in a nerdy sort of way.

Pain

In Dallas, I met a girl*, I was confused tho. I spoke to her in Shona, and she spoke back to me In English. Then I asked her why, and apparently, my Shona is funny.

Funny as in weird. I was like whateva! So I called around and asked people, and apparently my shona is funny/weird. And apparently I “overdo” my inability to speak shona.

SO WHY THE HELL, SHOULD SOME STRANGER TELL ME THAT MY SHONA IS BAD. What about everyone else I speak to??????????????????? Those I speak to on an almost daily basis.

Why am I only hearing this now?? Now I have insecurity issues. Thank you all my shona friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just asked my cousin in Zim, his response, “Maybe I don’t notice, cus I’m used to it”.

Like What the flying F@#$%??????????

*K so I met a few

I'm back!!

When I say that, I don't mean back to blogging, or even back from my lil trip to Dallas Texas, or my return to trying to loose weight*...

Had briefly stopped drinking alcohol. Spent the last two days drinking water and eating fruits. (And going to the bathroom a lot). I am not sure if it was the lack of sleep, or over consumption of alcohol, screaming at the top of my head, or possibly bad bbq meat.

Feeling a lil restless today, I decided to try out my local Irish bar, and voila**. I’m back, and I have nothing to thank but my good old Sierra Nevada. My theory is that my body was reacting to all the Heineken and lack of Sierra Nevada, in Texas.

I got my mojo back!! I'm kinda ashamed that I spent the days since my return to New York just mopping around in bed watching TV. Now that I have my Mojo/Swagger back, I’m going to spend the remainder of my vacation mopping around the house watching TV on ALCHOHOL!



* Or at least the idea of wanting to try and loose weight.

** Yes, yes I had to look up how to spell that word.

Earlier

For the first time in a while, I went to work feeling refreshed, and good!

I want to attribute this, to not drinking the night before.

Just to make sure, I am drinking tonight, to see how I feel tomorrow morning.

It is all right, I am telling myself, my second vacation of the year starts tomorrow. I just need to make a physical appearance at work tmrw. My heart is already in Texas! We are having an almost high school reunion this weekend. I say almost, cus there are gna be a lot of people from rival schools that are gna fly and drive in to be there.

It’s alright though, its just gna make war cry practice, over beer and meat on Saturday afternoon that much more interesting!

FInding Forever*

This is a real conversation, i had with a friend earlier...


Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:53 PM):
dawg?
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:53 PM):
i thought id give u some words of wisdom
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:53 PM):
if u play ur cards right...
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:53 PM):
everything is gna be alright
lyricaltopics@yahoo.com says (9:54 PM):
just don't be misunderstood
lyricaltopics@yahoo.com says (9:54 PM):
when you start the show
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:55 PM):
dude ur breaking my heart
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:55 PM):
we have so far to go
lyricaltopics@yahoo.com says (9:55 PM):
but that's when forever begins
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:55 PM):
its all apart of the game
lyricaltopics@yahoo.com says (9:56 PM):
black...
lyricaltopics@yahoo.com says (9:56 PM):
maybe
Tu Words..... Finding Forever says (9:56 PM):
yeah yeah, the people
lyricaltopics@yahoo.com says (9:56 PM):
and so on

*Okay the post won’t make sense to most people, but each line in the conversation was a title from one of the songs from Common’s new album called finding forever, or from a recent track he did…

It has to be the most classic album we have heard in a while, and we are both, real hip-hop heads… some of the names of the songs are:

Play Your Cards right.

Misunderstood.

Start The Show

Driving Me Wild.

The Game.

Black Maybe.

So Far To Go.

Break My Heart.

Forever Begins.

The People.