Mid-Summer Crisis

I have whiskey, vodka and some wine in the house, and no mixer....

No cash in my wallet*, Three of the four corner stores closest to me have stopped accepting my IOU's and I am afraid to go to the fourth**.

Maybe it’s a sign; I am not sure what the sign is! But logic tells me, that I need to be more of a man and just Drink the damn whiskey straight.



* Or the bank either, while we are on the topic!

** Paid the guy in Zim Dollars once.