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Cant sleep.

Well to be honest i haven't even really tried.

My co-defendants aren't answering their phones. Even the ones on the west coast. No one seems to be online! Well except for the people that leave their machines on, no point in trying to holla there.

The night is still young. Maybe ill go down to the village, or the meatpacking district, or just go to one of the bars in the neighbourhood.

I tried writing a book the other night, i thought it was too hard (need time for character development). Tried writing a short story instead. That turned out to be a disaster (need to have a story first). Then it occurred to me that maybe i should try and read a book first before i try and write one.
I still maintain reading books is for chumps (and so is reading blogs..... no offense!) Writing books on the other hand just sounds cool.

I don't even want anyone to read my book (if i ever get around to it). Ill just use the concept as a point of reference.

Jane: How is the weather
Me: You know in my book. It was always raining
Jane: Oh you wrote a book?
Me: Yeah ill send u a link to buy it....
(at this point my friend will say okay, and hopefully conveniently forget to remind me about the link because they wont want to buy it- after reading this dribble who would want to buy a whole book?).

In the highly unlikely event that someone does actually want to read a book written by me. Ill stress the fact that the book will cost $35.00 of their favourite dollars*! If they are still willing. Ill get a highly talented friend** to write it, ill publish and it and take the $35.00........

I am aware of the fact that only three people read my blog. That's fine by me, please feel free to comment now. When i marry Oprah (sorry Rumbi***), yaal can say hey i knew that dude, when he was but a mere blogger. Maybe i will invite you to the show, give you some free cars.

I actually enjoy writing this stuff. I feel like one of president Bushes speech writers. Wondering how silly people will think this man is when people hear this stuff.



* If you where thinking Zim Dollars shame on you!
** Kiri this is advance warning
*** look at pandave's blog on Tuesday, January 23, 2007