Im Tunga Taks B&*ch! Enjoy Yourself!
Charlie Murphy!
The Tung has decided to make his superheroness official.
By day The Tung is a grumpy, slow, and often easily irritated office employee. Sensitive to light, loud noises and is usually dehydrated*.
By night the Tung is legendary for consuming large amounts of alcohol and mixing various drinks without throwing up. The Tung has also been documented in his efforts of attempting to break dance and do the running man while intoxicated.
To date the The Tungs only weaknesses are Work, Eating Okra, Strippers, Doing Laundry, Ex- Girlfriends and early morning conference calls on his day off.
Actually the Tung hates mornings and is trying to get Oprah, to get rid of morning’s altogether!
Im Tunga Taks B&*ch!
* For the uninitiated, its called a hangover.
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